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May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
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'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!
Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day
by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022
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tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.
Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)
by englebert0749 June 28, 2022
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leaving someone the red gummy bears

The act of going out of your normal way to make someone else happy, even if it harms you in some way.
similar to: "biting the bullet"
For example:

- You buy a bag of gummy bears, and a friend tells you their favourite ones are the red gummy bears, so you eat anything but the red gummy bears so you could give them to your friend, even if you also like them.

- Almost all the lines at the grocery store are really long, except one, and you decide to wait in the long line since you're not in a hurry and you don't have a lot of groceries. Which makes you have to wait longer, but might make it easier for someone else.

- You're in the middle of an exam, and notice a student struggling. The teacher gets pulled out of the classroom and you don't know how long they will be gone for, but you still decide to whisper the answers to the struggling student.
"You gotta stop always leaving everyone the red gummy bears, you're harming yourself"
"You know, He should sometimes leave me the red gummy bears."
"Thanks for leaving me the red gummy bears!"
"It's nothing, just leaving someone the red gummy bears"
by Nilix July 13, 2022
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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when someone is cooler than the cow

"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******
I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes
by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022
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