softonic

A piece of shit website that you should never download things from

Guy: Hey, i just downloaded this cool new program on your pc!

Me: ummm, where did you download it from?

Guy: softonic

Me: YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR DICKHOLE!!!

by TheShortCake December 12, 2017

Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Sofia

Very 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 and 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. You’ll fall in love with her smile, that will also drive you crazy. You don’t want to mess with her ‘cause she will know what you’re doing. She can read your mind in an instant. Made of a powerful mind and strong thoughts. She wouldn’t change her mind just for you to like her. One in a million, as Twice said. Fearless, would do anything for her loved ones. 𝙎𝙤𝙛𝙞𝙖 is everyone’s dream girl.

I know she’s mine.

Me: Sofia is just amazing

by JohnnyMow April 26, 2018

soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018

Soft Crot

Loose, runny shits.

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

sofrina

Sofrina is a beautiful name for a gir,l she can be very romantic and a lot of times very akward she is very smart and intelligent and any boy will be extremely lucky to have her. She gets along with everyone very quickly. She has a few fears but needs someone at her side.

Person 1: Whats your name?
Person2: Sofrina

Person1: I love you already!!!

by ML#20❤️ March 25, 2018

Sofia

The most beautiful and cute girl ever. If you ever get your hands on sofia be quick and take her because she always has at least 10 Boys that has a crush on her. She is well traines and fit.

Wow look at sofia she is so gorgeous

by Mr. Labello October 19, 2018