Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

Smurfed

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.

Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.

by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020

Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow

Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.

by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020