smack dab in the middle

A very obvious object or place directly in the middle of something else

Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know

isolated islands located in the pacific,

a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time

a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota

by AngeloDiAngelo November 30, 2011

dick smack

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
-OR-
Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

by madaine May 5, 2005

Smacked

A man or a woman who is ugly.

Keisha is smacked as fuck.

by Moxyforyourbox March 18, 2004

Smacked

means the most ugly thing in the world

No don't talk to him he smacked.

Ugh..she smacked.

Hahaha..the all smacked.

by High School years June 24, 2010

smackdick

Any male who "jacks-off" more than three times a day

Flip is such a "smackdick", he would rather "jack-off" than find a woman!

by Flipbiscuit August 4, 2003

Smack bunz

to have sexual intercourse with someone, preferably doggie style

Adam likes to smack bunz with his sister on occasion.

by Yolanda Simmons Junior June 13, 2008

purple smackenator

when a person paints their ding dong with grape jam and proceeds to smack it on a peice of toast then feed it to their lover.

My girlfriend wanted breakfast, so i made her a purple smackenator.

by CarlLlama March 3, 2009