To have sexual intercourse with someone who is below the legal age of consent. When approaching smashable girls, the males in a group would typically get them in bed by yelling the phrase "We gattt connnndoms". For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken, as they have not yet been smashed often enough to be seduced by the previously stated sentence.
Example 1
Jose: "Hey bro you hittin' up that highschool chick yet?"
Alex: "YEAAAAHHHH man i junior smashed her all night."
Example 2
For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. Watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit...
Jose: "Hey ladies....we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!"
Jon: "We're gonna get some junior smashes tonight"
Kelly: "I love candy!"
Jose: "Hey bro you hittin' up that highschool chick yet?"
Alex: "YEAAAAHHHH man i junior smashed her all night."
Example 2
For the typical junior smash, a different approach must be taken. Watch as the male approaches the junior smashes in their natural habit...
Jose: "Hey ladies....we gaaat caaaaaannnndy!"
Jon: "We're gonna get some junior smashes tonight"
Kelly: "I love candy!"
by supersmashbro January 13, 2009
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Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.
by TreyTorture August 23, 2006
Get the smarterchild mug.A wonderful site that has kept it roots, very few big change updates! So older players wont become disappointed in the game. Contains a VIP system which has benefits but doesn't separate people very much. The non-VIP system is very much the same, without some wearables and clothing though.
Not too many people play it yet but its not going to grow much anyway, being a basic New Zealand game.
Not too many people play it yet but its not going to grow much anyway, being a basic New Zealand game.
Cameron:Do you play smallworlds?
Jhon:No, whats that?
Cameron: Its Chuck Norris and Habbo Hotel combined!
Jhon:OK, ill visit Smallworlds.com!
Jhon:No, whats that?
Cameron: Its Chuck Norris and Habbo Hotel combined!
Jhon:OK, ill visit Smallworlds.com!
by Cameron Vernon December 4, 2011
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1) To talk disparagingly about someone.
2) To lie about someone.
Alternately
3) To talk nonsense. "Bullshit"
1) To talk disparagingly about someone.
2) To lie about someone.
Alternately
3) To talk nonsense. "Bullshit"
1) "They've been talking smak about you and making you look bad."
2) "It's not true baby, they're just talking smak."
3) "No, get real, it's not really true, I was just talking smak."
2) "It's not true baby, they're just talking smak."
3) "No, get real, it's not really true, I was just talking smak."
by WordBoy July 10, 2003
Get the Talking smak mug.a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.
b) broken through
b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose
b) smashed window
b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
"Check out that guy. He must feel inferior about his manliness because he's driving a Small Penis Truck.
by Mako34 August 20, 2011
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