Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.
Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.
by IceCreamFucker February 04, 2010
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sleeping giant

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.
Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.
by CyberJake July 22, 2005
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sleep assault

when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites
"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"
by seanbasil89 February 24, 2010
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Beauty Sleep

That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep
1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep
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Beat and Sleep.

A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.
Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.
by Rustleton November 09, 2010
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Dusty sleep

Engaging in sleep with another person either a guy or girl that involves nothing more than sleeping and cuddling.

Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.
"Yeah, I slept with him last night"
"omg you whore!"
"nooo, dusty sleep, I didn't fuck him"
by Squeakingfiend March 07, 2008
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adderall sleep

The sleep that is acquired after 2 or more days straight adderall tweaking. Very light and seems almost as if one is not really sleeping. Usually not lasting more than 3 hours. Dreams often exemplify adderall effects such as the overbearing need to clean, do homework, or make lists.
Person 1: Yo doode I haven't slept all week.
Person 2: That's impossible
Person 1: Well unless you wanna count 8 hours of adderall sleep throughout the week
by because we live at 1221 January 22, 2012
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