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Knee Slapper

1) An otherwise unfunny, awkward, or just stupid joke. Usually a dad pun or something of the sort. Said after this to show that it should have never been said in the first place. Invented by hillbillies and rednecks when sitting on their porches, slapping their knees when somthing funny happens.


2)said after something funny and stupid happens.
1)
dumb guy:"Two peanuts are walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted!"

normal guy (slaps knee and fake-laughs):"Wow! That sure was a knee slapper!"



2)
guy skates and falls off rail, hurting his knee and friend laughs.
Later they are talking and laughing about a dumb joke.

friend:"wow that sure was a knee slapper!" (slaps knee)

skating
guy:"yea!"(slaps knee very hard, and dislocates it from the earlier accident)

friend:"no that's a knee slapper!"
by dhawk123 March 8, 2009
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face slapper

You know :XrS: Zynthesis right?
Yeah dude that guys a face slapper.
Yeah He owns.
by Scott Roon May 23, 2003
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slapper

Somebody (male/female) that is used sexually often.
He's a rite slapper!I used him all nite long n den kicked him out while he woz begging fo more!I aint gonna speak to him agen,he aint bf material!
by gotgamegurl September 14, 2005
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ball slapper

whenever someone drunk slaps you in the ball sack with a belt.
pat was a ball slapper and a kinfe wielder.
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slipped in the elbow grease

to accidentally break or damage beyond repair an expensive or inexpensive item while engaged in violent pounding of the pussy (thus explaining the work ethic).
Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.

Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.

Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.

Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!

Homie 1: I'm sayin though.
by bob digitech October 4, 2008
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Slapper

A slut who has become so loose from constant sex that her pussy flapshang down and slap together as she walks
Man that chick was such a slapper that i could here her flap music from the other side of the road
by devildamon26 February 1, 2015
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Snapped

John: Snapped
Avery: oh you got mad good
by Lol its ye boi June 11, 2018
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