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Twitter signal faded

When you are not following the conversation anymore.
You stopped comprehending the conversation
Hey dude, did you hear about the game yesterday....

hold on, I think my twitter signal faded!
yup it did
say it again
by jc21 October 3, 2009
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No Singles Rule

The refusal to buy single measures for girls at the bar.
Thus them getting more drunk than they would be & POW!
It has served myself & close friends very well in the past.
Dave - "I've got a date on Friday with Sarah, but not sure how things are gonna go?"
Steve - "Mate, adopt the No Singles Rule & you're in there like swimwear!"
by LeeKrow November 14, 2010
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Singapore Black Friday

An imported American sales event that lures budget-conscious Singaporeans to move beyond window shopping into buying crap they don’t need at discounted prices, which could serve as some kind of stress therapy for overworked or unhappy workers.
From Halloween to Valentine’s Day to Singapore Black Friday, local businesses never fail to leverage on the attractions of foreign festivals, holidays, or events to profiteer from gullible citizens.
by MathPlus April 20, 2018
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signal 4

Law Enforcement code for a Car Crash
That pursuit out on route twelve just signal 4'ed. Better send the meat wagon.
by jc.black May 8, 2007
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BJ Signal

An improvised signal or sign created by the female to get a desired male to notice her or talk to her. Sexual in nature without being a guarantee of sex.

BJ Signals share these characteristics or some combination of: Eye contact, use of the tongue, use of the finger(s), use of the lips. Eye contact being required at all times.

Scholars frown upon the use of food for a BJ Signal, considered bad form for the confusion it can create for multiple males in the general vicinity. However, if eye contact has already been established and the signal is glaringly obvious, i.e. deep-throating a corn dog, it's a legitimate BJ Signal.

The signal is familiar to porn actresses who may utilize it in their act to increase
eroticism. Also familiar to girls with studs in their tongues who like to show it off.

Lucky (or going to get) is the man who is the recipient of a BJ Signal. For all intents and purposes, she wants you, badly.
So don't fuck it up.
1. Running the finger or pinky over the upper lip, followed by the tongue.

2. Licking of a finger followed by sucking.

3. Putting the tongue in front of the upper teeth or roof of the mouth followed by licking of the lips.

4. "Man, that fine chica that just drove past was BJ Signaling me."
(Performs illegal 180 with tires smoking.)
by The Dude III August 5, 2008
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Single's day

All boys who are single go up to a girl that is single and say happy single's day ask them out on a date (your paying) and you might find the love of your life
Olivia happy single's day would you like to go on a date with me, Sure Andrew.
by Teen shizz August 30, 2019
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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
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