married agatha in 96 b.y. (browtardf years). this is the only significant event in his life. no other records are held in conjunction with belle sebastian.
pulling a sebastian is when you run up to a low wall to vault over it, thinking that you can do parkour and slipping in water, to fall about five feet
Sebastian: (pulls a sebastian right in front of keith and jackie)
Keith: Holy shit Jackie! He just pulled a sebastian!
Jackie: he really knows how to pull a sebastian!
a boy named Sebastian that is very sassy, always wrong, and for some reason hates makeup, he likes to be called "cbass" which is strongly disapproved by an amazing, beautiful, courageous, and a bit aggressive girl named Mercy.