Science

Cool subject and also redditors

I am a redditor! / Get some sunlight! / Bill nye your moms a guy/ fucking science lover /

by CoolKid103012301031 June 20, 2023

sciencetest

the most retarded misspelling of scientist

Person 1: hey dude how do i be a sciencetest?
Person 2: you mean a scientist
Person 1: yea
Person 2: your a fucking idiot

by CEO of MariDonalds September 22, 2023

science boy

A derogatory way to refer to your friend who is in a STEM field of work or has a STEM major.

“What did you think would happen if you poured bleach into your eyes?”

“Whatever science boy.”

by Firebirb October 19, 2023

Science wobbles

When you wobble in science and get a detention

Oi Jaxon and jonre let's have science wobbles

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

Science Class = Yapanese Class

A phrase meant to signify how a science class could be yapanese class due to the teacher yapping too much

Bro science class = yapanese class right now!

by Alam Hasuub February 15, 2024

Science Class

Science class is the most annoyingly pointless core there could possibly be. Something to note about all other subjects in school such as math, english, and history is that they actually are (for the most part) beneficial in later life. Science is not. It doesn't matter if you are flipping patties like spongebob or destroying earth with laser sharks. You don't need to know what homologous means or heterozygous or learn how to make a punnett square. You simply don't

Man I have Science Class this year I can't wait to learn all about a completely pointless subject even though I most likely will just be a minimum wage slave!

by h2ka March 1, 2024

Sciencetard

A person who worships science, the scientific method, and peer reviewed research, to the extant that they've lost all ability to think rationally or with kindness and empathy. Violently hateful towards anyone who holds religious beliefs or anyone who doubts or questions widely pushed scientific theories.

Normal person: "God bless her, she will be in Heaven smiling down on us."
Redditor: "Sky daddy doesn't exist, she cannot smile because she is dead. Mourning death is a sign of low intelligence."
Normal person: "Shut up sciencetard."

Redditor: "Vaccines are so cool, trust the science bro. I've read all the peer reviewed research, my IQ is 200."
Normal person: "Why has all the research been funded by billionaires, big pharma, and governments?"
Redditor: "You're just too stupid to understand the scientific method and peer review. I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!"
Normal person: "Sciencetard."

by da gooose June 2, 2024