Alabama Rule

an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.

Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.

by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011

3 State Rule

The rule that states that you can cheat on your girlfriend/boyfriend if you are 3 states away.

Bro I banged Lexi last night
She's got a boyfriend in Arizona though!
3 State Rule Baby!

by Charlie Schubes October 10, 2009

Duck Sauce Rules

Agreed upon conditions between two opposing beer pong teams. The losing team must pick one member to imbibe a single serving packet of duck sauce from a local Chinese restaurant.

"Alex lost a game of beer pong while playing under Duck Sauce Rules. That is why he is currently vomiting on the carpet."

by Gunter McGunterson November 9, 2011

Rule Zero of the Internet

Rule zero of the internet refers to the most important rule of the internet. Don't f**k with cats.

Hey do you know rule zero of the internet? It's don't f**k with cats.

by Phenoniem January 13, 2022

School Rule One

Use common sense.

School rule one, don't tell your teacher that you're going to cheat on your test.

by issuer of school rule violatio May 6, 2009

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009

Mitt Rumley

An alternate name for 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney. Almost exclusively used by fellow candidate Herman Cain. It is Thought that Cain is trying to trivialize Romney's run; or he is ignorant to Romney's actual name

"Mitt Rumley is a good Candidate and all, but i own some pizza joints!" - Herman Cain, on Mitt Romney

by Captain Planet Jr October 19, 2011