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Rule 32

Pics (var. Screenshots), or it didn't happen.
Joe: I finally made it past the Boss on level 12!
Bob: Uh, huh... sure you did. Rule 32, buddy.
by graycloak November 25, 2014
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golden rule

Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.
Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011
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Rule 1138

Rule 1138 is, simply put, "No matter how dumb something in Star Wars or it's accompanying expanded universe is, there is ALWAYS something dumber." Named after THX-1138, the last 4 digits of which constantly occur in the works of George Lucas.
The prawnpeople in Dark Empire are a prime example of Rule 1138.
by Ensign_RickySA February 28, 2011
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Naked Rule

The rule that states you must disregard everything said when your partner-of-choice is naked.
Every time you are naked, do not believe anything I say. It will be called the naked rule.
by The Lowest Law January 5, 2009
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The 50-50-90 Rule

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right,there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Person 1: Did you hear about Teddy ?
Person 2: Yeah, he was screwed over by the 50-50-90 rule while trying to argue with his girlfriend.
by Bubble Juice September 12, 2009
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unwritten blowjob rule

The rule that a man must warn a woman when he is about to ejaculate during a blowjob, so the woman has proper time to get away from the ensuing explosion of man juices. Many men do not follow this rule, prefering to make their partners suffer the onslaught of being choked by their thick, ejaculatory fluids. A common misconception is that the majority of women enjoy being drowned in semen. Although some actually do, many do not, and instead will either allow the fluids to be released on their faces, or they will revert to the handjob position and finish the job in a more comfortable, safe area.
"Everytime Jane gives me a blowjob, she reminds me kindly of the unwritten blowjob rule and then proceeds to get a safe distance away from my cumshot. Sometimes when I am lucky, she lets the cumshot hit her in her face."
by rawevillivewar August 31, 2006
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Pirate Rules

The following rules apply to pirate road trips:

1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
(Pirate Rules)
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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