Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

A shredded human being, appears to be a very good looking person, known to have a massive cock known as a horse cock. Known to go after freshman
1- Have you seen those girls?
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense
2- No what?
1-Some of the freshman girls are all walking funny.
2- Ohhhh I heard Rob got to them
1- Makes a lot of sense
by Richard37 January 30, 2017

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.
by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

by PoopFlipper July 9, 2023

a south park loving autistic acting bald band director who doesn’t give a shit except for once every 2 weeks when he gets moody
by fugly cunt March 18, 2024

Rob. Loud annoying as fuck! Usually has the smallest dick of all the men on earth! Tries to compensate.
by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020
