macly retarded

unable to operate a Mac (macintosh) computer

gamers are macly retarded because they don't bother to learn macs since they are not designed to support games.

by yearbook club December 20, 2007

profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard August 19, 2017

Are you people retarded?

Quit looking up your name on urban dictionary. It's just someone with your name licking their own arse. Most of these things don't even match your name. Why are you people so gullible to this shit. I'm gonna kill myself

"Some asshole on urban dictionary said that my name means I'm a cool dude. Im gonna post it on snapchat so I can jerk myself off to my name" are you people retarded? Ffs

by Dennis102 December 11, 2016

Really Retarded

Next level retardedness.

Bobby: “Hey Brandon, did you here about Austin”
Brandon: “Yea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: “Damn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”

by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021

You are retarded

IQ of 70 or lower

People who have to look up I shit on your mom's face last night.

You are retarded. Need I say more?

Why the fuck did you follow the link at I shit on your mom's face last night?

by Lixer December 13, 2007

YouTube Retarded

-Recklessly destructive/painful endeavors recorded JUST to put on YouTube

-Anything so ridiculously irresponsible, it needs to be recorded and uploaded onto YouTube ASAP

Rob: Yo Niel...why the hell are your pants bleeding?
Niel: (forcing a laugh)I put some peanut butter on my dick, got hard, and stuck it down a rabbit hole.
Rob: Why would you do something to YouTube Retarded?
Tom: (holding a cmaera) To put it on YouTube, duh...

Rob: Damn, that's the 3rd YouTube Retarded thing I've seen today...what's up with people?
Aryss: Sucky Sucky 5 dolla?
Rob: Aryss!? What the fuck are you doin' on the damn street corner? Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Aryss: Yeah, but I need more cash.
Rob: Why? I thought you had just enough money to get you through law school?
Aryss: I had more than enough, but I wanna become a Scientologist. That way, when I reach OT3, I can communicate with my Thetan and he together, we can overcome any "law" Xenu has laid before us!
Rob: Times like this make me wish I had a camera. I think they're hard enough to smack the sense back into yo' ass

by Magic Jesus May 29, 2008

your retarded

a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.

mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it

mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"

jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"

by twistor May 24, 2009