Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random

Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as

by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019

Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!

"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"

by The absolute August 18, 2025

randy

a cool llama guy from the alliance called church of atom

randy does a lot of cool stuff, he's the best

by CoAValentine August 10, 2021

Bang a Randy

(verb) - to make a right turn. Akin to "bang a Larry", or "make a left turn".

"you keep going down this road about a mile, then you wanna bang a randy at the intersection."

by anonymous June 6, 2021

The Randy Meatball Invitational

The greatest meatball based Super Smash Brothers Ultimate tournament of all time, dedicated to the one and only Randy Meatball

(aka the ANNUAL Randy Meatball Invitational; the RMI; the Randy Meatball Invitational Tournament; etc.)

Ron DeFitzSimpson: yo bro I just won the Randy Meatball Invitational

Margaret: #hypecore!! now can you buy some food other than meatballs with your winnings?

Ron DeFitzSimpson: hell no!!

by fgbgob June 1, 2025

Randi Houses

It is impossible to concode a goal on rocket league when someone has said Randi Houses (Round the Houses). This is when the defensive mastermind plays it from one back corner to the other over the goal.

Chris at front Post under ball: "Randi Houses"

Others: "oooooooooooiiiiiiiiii)

by jmaphillips January 13, 2023