phat queef

When a girl queefs so hard it’s fat, but not any kind of fat it’s a PHAT QUEEF

Her: whoah I just had a phat queef

by Doctors ✊🏻 October 21, 2017

Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe

Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro

by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Donkey queef

1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!

Jizz: Hark!

petey pablo: what?

jizz: do you hear that?

petey: what?

jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.

petey: like a donkey queef, eww.

jizz: ballin.

by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010

he queef

The act of farting out of your penis.

Darlene blew me so hard that I let out a noisy he queef afterwards.

by Pig Man May 11, 2006

queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)

She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.

by birdman May 23, 2004