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Jesus queef

The holy queef. The expulsion of holy water from jesus’ pussy.
Oh my that was quite the holy queef. One could say its a jesus queef.
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Sharpened queef

A high pressurized queef that can kill someone with the smell and power. It is basically a smelly windblade
That queef is powerful, smelly and sharp. It is probably a sharpened queef
by Unitedgamer November 17, 2021
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Queef Wave

by Strayawise February 26, 2022
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master queef

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009
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Donkey queef

1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!
Jizz: Hark!

petey pablo: what?

jizz: do you hear that?

petey: what?

jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.

petey: like a donkey queef, eww.

jizz: ballin.
by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010
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he queef

Darlene blew me so hard that I let out a noisy he queef afterwards.
by Pig Man May 11, 2006
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queef

1. a silent assassin..a way to let your presence be known...
2. What a guy is said to do if he cant get his farts to make noise (thats for you Q-Doc)
She let out a nasty queef in the room, clearing out everyone. You better watch out because she has good aim and can queef one in your eye.
by birdman May 23, 2004
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