Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023

put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.

Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.

by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 20, 2020

Putting the Boys in the Freezer

Using one's testicles as a hand warmer.

Person 1: Man, my hands are really cold.

Person 2: Have you tried Putting the Boys in the Freezer?

Person 1: Wowie! This really helped!

by Juli-poo June 11, 2023

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.

I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..

by ceebs123 August 25, 2010