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Pumpkin Patch

2 or more guys performing the pumpkin while in adjacent bathroom stalls (see pumpkin)
*while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
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Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
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pumpkin patch boy

A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
Girl 1: I have a crush on pumpkin patch boy
Girl 2: well you shouldn’t
by Ppb June 18, 2021
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Pumpkin hunter

'Pumpkin hunter' has several translations, here are some of those:
1) one who hunts pumpkins
2) one who is feared by pumpkins
3) one who argues with pumpkins
4) abuser of pumpkins
5) pumpkin intolerator
6) pumpkin what? pumpkin gonna die!
7) pumpkin ain't got nothin' on my drink
8) network / systems administrators who hate heavy, orange, spherical ground growth
by Mister Chris October 20, 2010
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Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023
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Full pumpkin territory

Way, way, way past a known deadline. Playful reference to Cinderella’s midnight curfew.
Hi Dale, we’re now in full pumpkin territory. If you’re still interested in engaging in a conversation, please let me know. Many thanks.
by Willy The Labrador April 15, 2025
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carve the pumpkin

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.
"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."
by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018
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