Pulling a Kuyvenhoven

Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"

Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"

by xcrunner1992 March 31, 2009

pulling a victor

Creating an insanely awkward situation through the use of your own stupity.

Victoria is probably pulling a victor as we speak.

by tilatequilalovah January 12, 2008

pull a mango

To have a (often mirror) picture taken of yourself in which one or both of your legs are raised and/or in the air, a trend started by the glorious sensation that is Mango Juice. The person, not the fruit juice.

"Pull a mango when you take a selfie next time."

by rggezdzzzdzd November 19, 2014

pull a Palin

to avoid a question by stating some unrelated things that you want to talk about instead

What are you going to do when your wife asks you where you've been all this time at the bar?

I'm going to pull a Palin and talk about our plans to go to Orlando next month.

by saustin February 22, 2009

pulling an eva

V. pul-ing an E-va

1. To say that you will call and when you will call, and not doing so, thereby keeping your significant other in a perpetual state of waiting.

2. To stand someone up for a date

Guy 1: Hey man, I thought you were going out with Justine tonight.

Guy 2: Apparently not. She just pulled an Eva on me
(Pulling an Eva)

by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007

pull birds

To pull birds does not mean 'to look at the ladies'. Obviously MoonKnight has never been with a girl if that is his definition. Pull birds means more than check them out it means cop off with them.

"I've not had a bit of action for a while."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."

by The Strut October 13, 2004

Pulling-A-Van

VERB, Meaning to: promise to meet up only to (at the last minute) make up a false and clearly absurd excuse

Bob: I hear Tiffany is going to pass through tonight
Frank: Yo i havent seen her since college!
Marie: Tiffany just called she said she was on her way but her car just broke into pieces!
Bob: I think tiffany is pulling-a-van!

by Semtex1010 January 26, 2014