Poor Magnifying

When an individual desires a luxury item but cannot afford the item drawing attention to the individual's less than wealthy circumstances.

I stay away from the cosmetic counters in Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms because they are so Poor Magnifying.

by svelte1day October 17, 2012

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

pedoriffic

An underage girl that wears enticing clothing with the intent of luring or fooling older men into thinking she is older. Or just a girl who developed early leading to the same end. This term can also be used when joking that a man looks like a creepy type individual, even though he has no interest in children.

See that girl over there? I know i shouldnt be looking but shes pedoriffic!
see that guy over there with the porn mustache and windowless van? He's definitely pedoriffic.

by jambi July 15, 2014

Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

Pondore

He is a fat pig

That guy is so pondore

by Hulk June 9, 2016

poor relation

When Noelle has to wear flats and Jeans to a Christening

C'mere look at the poor relation, not even Penneys finest!

by PsychedelicRabbitTamer May 19, 2016