monkey pigeon

A person who's eyes look in different directions.

Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change

by kenlovejoy January 22, 2014

fecil pigeon

Someone who couldn’t get any dumber usually used in crass ways by a completely insane mind gone type of person

“Yo Kyle what was the answer to number 4?”

“Idk, fecil pigeon figure it out I’m goin nuts”

“Wow Kyle, you need serious mental help”

by thatslyboymac May 6, 2018

Wyo pigeon shit

This particular event occurs when a male cums in a women’s hair then proceeds to rub it in as conditioner.

Wow my hair is dry Darrick you should give me a wyo pigeon shit so I can make it silky smooth.

by Bigballz March 12, 2021

Clay Pigeons

A term referring to when you are in a business meeting and everyone is at a standstill on new ideas or a compromise. Nothing has progressed after hours. So everyone throws new, lucid, off-fangled ideas out into the open. It's a metaphor that comes from a hunting exercise, where to prep for a hunt, one shoots clay pigeons instead of real pigeons. You're just throwing stuff up in the air -- hopefully something hits. Akin to throwing darts until someone hits close to the bullseye.

Nick: Hey, Alissa Heinerscheid, we've been at this business proposal for hours and it's going nowhere. Let's just throw up some clay pigeons and see if something hits. I'll let you start.

Alissa Heinerscheid: Well Nick there's this one LGTBQ+ influencer out there...

Nick: Get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE! (Holds recording device to his mouth) Note to self: No more trannie-influencer-ideas and hey, waiter, "I'll take two clay pigeons to go".

by Studs Lonigan III October 30, 2023

Pigeon

a disgusting, dirty, disease infested shitty female. just like the bird. a cluck. foul

what chicks are you referring to? all i see is a bunch of pigeons,

by BCakez March 15, 2022

White Pigeon

The worst town in southern Michigan including packed gas stations and smoke everywhere.

Person:
Witch school do you go too?

Me:
White Pigeon...
Person:
We can’t be friends.

by Bocissocool November 29, 2018

Pigeonate

to purposely avoid or ignore or isolate yourself from someone, and if/when they approach you, act victim.

Romeo: Hey Tom, I think that girl over is there is pigeonating you!

Tom: What do you mean?! Pigeonate?!

Romeo: I mean, your ex-girlfriend is ignoring and will play victim if you approach her.

by I want to appear anonymous October 15, 2020