Secret Peter

A Person, usually a woman, who you are in love with, yet he/she doesn't know it.

"So you like Stephanie then?"
"Yes, she's my Secret Peter"

by English Language Contributer February 9, 2010

peter bump

To snort a small convenient amount of cocaine off the tip of a man's genetalia.

During the party, one of Joe's dads sneaked a guest into the pool house for a quick Peter Bump

by Pisspunk68 October 1, 2007

peter pants

When guys wear ridiculouly tight pants, and you're suprised they can breathe.

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TOO TIGHT OF PANTS

by Brrrrrenna! July 9, 2009

peter beat

the female version of being pussy whipped

his girlfriend must be peter beat because he is allowed to do anything he wants

by sitruk July 31, 2011

peter-heater

A term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.

It was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.

by Michael Joshua May 26, 2005

Little Peter

The short term name given to a young African child when their penis is small and not cercumsised.

Jesus Christ, look at is Little Peter!

by Zotec August 23, 2007

millimeter peter

some one with a super small dick that the ladys dont wanna see or cant see.

Ray Disaster has a super small millimeter peter so he dont have sex witht ladys due to smallness

by johnnybesupersmalllawl February 24, 2008