The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

patty m

a true broski. vape lord. total frat guy. only has one shirt- usually yellow

g: patty m asked me to prom last night! my dreams have come true!!!!
m: omg im so jealous need me a patty m

by pass me a miller May 24, 2017

pattiing

:to be a complete and utter bitch for no reason towards anyone you choose.
:to bully/harass with blatant disrespect then act innocent/dumb.

I was minding my business then all of a sudden my mom came in pattiing and grounded me when I asked her what was for dinner.

by ShaJa September 2, 2014

cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.

Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!

by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022

Krabby Patty

The act of grabbing both labia majora like a sandwich and striking the vagina & clitoris orally during cunnilingus.

That pussy was so fire I had to make a krabby patty.

by LeftSideDown August 9, 2018

Krabby Patty

A vagina with knots of hair and has dirty dingleberries.

Jordan has that Krabby Patty

by Chickennn Patty February 1, 2018

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019