Pathological flirt

Pathological flirt means you flirt or talk to a lot of woman/men at once claiming you're looking for the right one and fill their heads with the thought of them being the right one for you when really you crave the attention you get from these woman.

My friend Patrick is a pathological flirt. He flirts with all these girls right infront of me. It is such a laugh

by JessicaLynnGorzinski July 8, 2011

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005

patronable

Someone who is easily patronized or who makes themselves an easy target or patronizing remarks or condescending retorts. SOmeone who makes themselves a target for patronizing or condescending behavior from others. A person who makes it easy for others to treat them in a patronitical manner.

Poor Tre-Tre, he just does not realize how patronable he really is. He constantly sets himself up for the patronitical remarks and behavior of so many people.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 1, 2010

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Patroller

Cop car

The cops waited in the patroller.

by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021

patolicious

yummy bed buddy, but NOT a replacement.

I ruffled his tail feathers last night, he was patolicious!

by The Seaner October 29, 2007