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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2012
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
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Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.
We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.
by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013
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karma parking

It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.
Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!
by Bozlog February 12, 2014
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Sexual Parkinson

After a solid sex session, when either male our female get the shaky legs. Usually post orgasm
The sex must've been good. I can feel your Sexual Parkinson's acting up
by Justin Urass March 7, 2014
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daily parking

When you park your peen in their spleen if ya know what I meen
"BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
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