Parker

A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.

Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"

by NIUBCFtwrxdtcfyvgubhinjomSZXRD June 1, 2022

Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G

Parker Flaster stole my dad.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

Trey parker

The destroyer of worlds

Trey Parker should die

by Fruks March 31, 2024

Parker

A Parker is a sweet and funny girl, even if she may not come across such at times. She also doesn't know just how special she is to those around her. At first she may seem quiet or shy, but in due time she'll open up to you. She is empathetic and caring to those around her, and she also shares some of her interests with others. She'll introduce you to things that you didn't know you like, and she will brighten up your day just by saying "Hi." She likes to play lots games with her friends. Sometimes she may come off as rude, but she just cares about you and likes joking around with her friends. She will listen to you talk for hours and hours and pay attention all the way through. She is tall, smart, and pretty. She will also listen to your problems and try to help. She will also make the most accurate mii of you. If you have a Parker in your life, just know you are a very lucky person and you need to spend lots more time with your Parker.

Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.

Person 1: "Who's that?"
Person 2: "Oh that's Parker."
Person 1: "She amazing."

by Parsbiggestfan420 May 31, 2024

Peter Parker

A nickname for a vagina

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters

by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016