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Pretty Penny Productions

An Internet Web Site devoted to providing free movies to the public at large.

Official PPP.C history from the Pretty Penny Productions web site:

"In 1887, a druggist and amateur pugilist named Walton P. F. McFlannory founded the institution that the world would come to know as Pretty Penny Productions. A modest immigrant living in Hoboken, New Jersey, he began with only one horse, a rickety cart and seven acres of medicinal tobacco plants. Over the next forty years, through American ingenuity and industry and good old- fashioned elbow-grease, he expanded his economic empire to include railroads, factories, printing presses, a burgeoning dirigible fabrication facility, and the finest cinematic production facility on the planet.

In the stock market crash of 1929, McFlannory was forced to divide and sell off all of his assets to venture capitalists and Orientals. He died a shattered broken man three years later from the cancer, but his legacy would live on.

Pretty Penny Productions, the once-magnificent empire of the silver screen, was reduced to producing educational films and softcore pornography for the next three quarters of a century. But then, in 1983, an enterprising young high school drop-out named Aaron Johnson purchased the rights to the company and ran it out of his garage. The rest, as they say, is history.

Today Mr. Johnson and his associates are well known entertainment magnates and captains of industry. Their celebrity echoes to every corner of the globe.

And to think that it all began with one fiery Scotsman and his magical dream."
"Dag, boo. Pretty Penny Productions be kickin' out some phat vizideos!"
by Phaedrus Deathsplatter November 22, 2004
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penny

Penny;a girl who is the opposite of a dime. Ugly. Scored a 1 on the 1-10 scale
Damn...that girl aint no dime piece..she be a penny
by Mercedes April 18, 2005
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penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.
As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
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Pennsylvania tirdpike

The stripe in your underwear when you don't wipe your ass well after you take a shit.
My girlfriend was grossed out when she washed the pennsylvania tirdpike from my underwear.
by wdhsmith August 12, 2009
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Pennyfuck

used to describe a particular individual, whether male or female, who is so easy, they would have sex with anything or anybody for just a mere penny.
Guy1: Dude, how about her?
Guy2: Maybe, she's like the bicycle everyone's rode though...and besides I don't keep change on me.
Guy1: Ah, my bad guy, forgot she was a pennyfuck.
by Filthy Chicken May 20, 2010
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pennsylvania pork roast

An event in which 3 or more males (generaly unedjucated ugly rednecks) gather with the intent of consuming adult beverages with no females present. The males will typicaly brainstorm on how to attract females (usually ugly cattle sized creek donks) but eventually end up only wishing some were present.
Robbie asked me to attend a party but i hastily declined due to the inevitability it will end up being a pennsylvania pork roast.
by saz the cowboy March 1, 2011
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Penny Finger

N. The darkish residue left on the finger tips after counting pennies
Person 1 "DUDE WHAT THE HELL YOUR LEAVING FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
Person 2 "Sorry i got penny fingers"
by Dupuis May 20, 2013
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