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Pennypacker 

1. A male, ranging in height from 5’5 to 5’8, who is submissive to their wife’s demands.

2. One who lacks yeets.
“I don’t think Josh is coming tonight, Jenn told him no. He’s such a pennypacker.”
Pennypacker by Condog Twitty August 12, 2021

that pencefucker 

That brown-nosing psuedo-Christian who is within 8 minutes and 46 seconds of becoming the 46th President if someone were to cut off 45’s oxygen supply.
Yeah, I can’t see any substantive pluses in that pencefucker getting a soapbox for the next 224 days.

Penisfucker

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?
Penisfucker by xavier wells October 18, 2010

H.E. Pennypacker 

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.
"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."
H.E. Pennypacker by matkillah April 21, 2004

pentafucked 

When you "roast" the douchebag at the party multiple times; fucking the party pooper's shit up; wrecking his shit so much he doesn't even know it's happening.
I spit in his drink 5 times I pentafucked the shit out of that douchebag
pentafucked by Mightbecrazy November 20, 2014

Blanca pennypacker

A bull wrestler from new zealand ... Nuff said
Man! hes wrestling that bull like a Blanca Pennypacker !

hes from new zealand maybe hes a Blanca Pennypacker!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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