One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.

John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.

One Night Stand Friend by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010

one eyed anaconda 

The male sex organ
Or an anaconda with one eye

My one eyed anaconda hurts because i've been playing with it too much.

one eyed anaconda by The Butt Pirate August 30, 2003

one eyed python of love 

another name for a penis

I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.

one eyed python of love by gary shepard September 1, 2009

one eighty degrees 

In Britney Spears's song '3' the lyrics "Got one eighty degrees" refers to 180 degrees meaning two opposites or in front and behind "her". She is "caught in between" or sandwiched as in spit roast.

The phrase spit roast is usually used in a derogatory and degrading way by male participants to brag about a threesome to other males. Spit roast(ing) implies that the two male participants are straight and "used" the female participant in a MFM threesome.

The phrase "one eighty degrees" or simply "one eighty" provides a subtle and tasteful alternative to "spit roast".

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3

We did one eighty degrees
She enjoyed one eighty degrees
Lets do one eighty degrees

one eighty degrees by PeterToris January 3, 2010

one eyed dog 

A spotlight used for poaching animals, esp deer. The reference is to instead of using dogs to chase the animal in question, you "spotlight" it, and it freezes, long enough for you to shoot it, usually from your car.

"Waitin in the front yard sittin on a log, single shot rifle and a one eyed dog, yonder come my kinfolk in the moonlight, Lousiana Saturday night." -from the Mel Mcdaniels song "Louisiana Saturday Night."

one eyed dog by Joe VII March 27, 2010

one balled 

When you take one ball out and dangle it in someone's face, similar to teabagging but with half the effort.

Skinny just one balled me in a club, he's fucking mental!

one balled by anomolyrocks August 20, 2011

one-way ticket 

A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.

A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"

one-way ticket by pillbug science March 17, 2021