nume

short for numerous, but can also be used as meaning "very" or plentiful. noun or verb

I'm working to make nume dollars.
I'm working to make the nume.
Running a train on that girl made me nume tired.

by gy December 28, 2005

numpty

Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)

"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)

by Gerry K. April 26, 2005

Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

by betamax September 28, 2004

Number One Stunna

A young affluent man who is more wealthy, and worldly, than James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGuyver.

Being in the presence of a #1 Stunna may cause otherwise calm people to stutter.

Baby: I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel!!!!
Wayne: Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
Baby: I'm the Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
Baby: The Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?

by Mr.Fisk April 7, 2009

Numa

An overweight person dancing

"Look at that Numa over there! He moves and then 30 seconds later the rest of his gut follows"

by Nate P. February 11, 2005

number 5

when you take a crap and realize you craped blood

dude i just took a wicked number 5

by guywhohighfives May 30, 2011

numb-fuck

When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.

Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.

by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009