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nagger noogles

when some one is white and then has sex with someone while he/she (she meaning hemaphrodite) is giving one another a blumpkin up the naggle noggle totter tats um up the poopy bumhole.....
dude i just got nagger noogles up the poopy bumhole
by jack martell July 10, 2009
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noodleman

male, typically white, who likes to wrestle with naked men and is uber sweet!
I love Noodleman, even if he does like Paul
by nunchucker December 9, 2003
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Noodle rocked

Getting shot in the head and having your brain splatter.
Dayum son! Ol' boy just got his noodle rocked yo!
by Dirk Enblew November 17, 2006
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Chinese Noodle

noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.

Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.

Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.
by dmasterlatter1 August 15, 2012
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chicken noodle soup

a gay ass dance that these fags in new york came up with just to be hella cool like the bay area.....but they suck fat nuts
by calvizzal October 5, 2006
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noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.
Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!
by rayjay April 23, 2006
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Noodle Fingers

A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)
"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."
by pastalover April 4, 2009
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