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Juiced Tool

A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.

Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.

Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.

My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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Boob juice

She fed the baby her boob juice
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Felony Juice

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....
by Little T mart July 31, 2009
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purp juice

Grape kool-aid mixed with vodka. A perfect drink for in the hood.
Give me some of that purp juice—make me feel real good.
by cubby2718 January 4, 2015
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Queef Juice

She had queef juice alllll up in her panties.
by Fuckyoumf July 17, 2018
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Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.
Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.
by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021
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dad juice

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(
by puzzytank April 19, 2017
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