speedruning shorts

Yt shorts series made by joe caine.

Speedruning shorts!

by Why do i even exist September 25, 2023

Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.

"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"

by vodkalyn May 9, 2013

Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019

Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.

I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night

by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016

grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.

Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!

by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009

short and stout

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

by ImagineLosing May 5, 2022