A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
Get the like trying to nail jello to a catmug. Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Get the Brown Nailmug. that irritating little shit skin that hangs off your finger below your fingernail.
I hope thats what this is.
I hope thats what this is.
"what's this shit?"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"
by timenssemper June 28, 2021
Get the hang nailmug. "We need to finish our Q2 revenue forecast. That thing needs to be NAILS by that time we present to the investors."
by beepbopboopbeepbop March 12, 2021
Get the nailsmug. by badatgraffiti June 26, 2022
Get the nailmug. A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021
Get the Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed itmug. "Dude, why are your fingernails so damn long?"
"Oh, that? These are my coke nails. I use them for grinding my cocaine. Why else would I grow them so long?"
"Oh, that? These are my coke nails. I use them for grinding my cocaine. Why else would I grow them so long?"
by hepcat121 August 25, 2013
Get the coke nailsmug.