Fun size

A man who's penis is smaller than most... Big enough to feel, yet small enough to never hurt.

The first person I had sex wiTh was Cory, but Daniel popped my cherry.

Damian: How big is Cory's dick
Rick: Ughe, Well he is fun sized

by Motherfkrrrr September 05, 2016

Fun With Drugs

A hilarious (and yet oddly disturbing) song by electro-industrial band Velvet Acid Christ, using numerous samples from the film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas; most of the samples are of Johnny Depp's character, Raoul Duke, narrating the film, such as, "This was not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Extremely menacing vibrations were all around us." It's all-too-appropriate for a band that, according to rumor, got their name from an acid trip experience.

Velvet Acid Christ Fan: I'm bored, so I'm gonna candy flip while I listen to "Fun With Drugs." Wanna join me?

by loop zoop July 17, 2011

Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Fun tins

Slang for breasts.
See also Hooters, Dirty Pillows, Milk Makers, Cushions, Cans, Tits, Norks, White Pointers, Jugs

"Let's lube up those fun tins and get my member between them"

by Drew Christx November 20, 2004

Bum Fun

anal intercourse specifically and also in a broader sense appreciation of the buttocks

I love bum fun both ways

by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006

fun onion

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.

Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"

by Hot Be December 20, 2016

Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all April 28, 2016