Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

Muddy trunk

When a man sticks his trunk in the rear end of a woman aka anal sex

I want to get a muddy trunk with you tonight.

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.

Got the old muddy trunk last night!

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.

Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*

by cumBag January 25, 2016

Muddy Jungle

A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.

Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.

by Motorhead September 8, 2016

Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.

Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.

by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016