monke

giga monke (monke)

i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.

by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023

emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.

Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night

by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016

monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.

"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."

by bertiewoosterlubsjeeves May 3, 2016

Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.

broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying

by Darkbo i May 4, 2023

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

Monke

Monke is life
Monke is peace
Monke is justice
Monke is the way

"Monke is the way" - person 1

"Monke is the way" - person 2

by Zaapp69 March 1, 2021

A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.

A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021