Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
by jamesmc534 November 17, 2013
When you have a problem or lost something and ask someone else for help or to see and the problem is fixed or the lost item is found.
by kevnet May 20, 2021
A wonderful woman that loves their emo kid and accepts them because they realize they are cool and helps them dye their hair and go shopping for the right emo clothes. Emo moms are accepting of their child and any any challenges life throws their way. An emo Mom also listens to all emo songs, AND enjoys them too!
by Xx of the Mazzy March 05, 2016
by Tpeezy November 14, 2013
(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou September 20, 2015
As opposed to a mommy kink, in which someone derives sexual gratification from a woman who babies and dotes over them, with the recipient usually acting in a childlike way, a 'mom kink' is when someone derives sexual gratification from a more mature dynamic, perhaps similar to one between a mom and her teenage son/daughter. This kink is considered more casual, and is characterised by the feeling that it's more similar to a romantic and/or sexual connection between a real mother and son/daughter, as opposed to one between roleplayers who act unrealistically nurturing and childlike.
Candice: hey, did you hear about Howard?
Joe: yeah, he has a mom kink
Hugh: don't you mean a 'mommy kink'?
Joe: no...
Joe: yeah, he has a mom kink
Hugh: don't you mean a 'mommy kink'?
Joe: no...
by T. Fwing Productions January 13, 2022