An iPad mom is a modern-day type of parent that allows their children to fall victim to overstimulation from being on their sticky gross iPads all day as a substitute for parenting. They can be found at disney, the mall, probably yelling at an employee from their Honda Odyssey while their kids Jayden and Mkayla fight in the back seats. Avoid at all costs, an iPad mom dooms herself and her children to a terrible fate.
that ipad mom in the booth is the laziest bitch I’ve ever seen, she lets her kids scream and throw food around and uses their ipads to calm them down..
by bitter teenager February 15, 2021
Get the ipad mom mug.When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
by Grandma Bee July 25, 2016
Get the Mom Card mug.A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020
Get the Mexican Mom mug.Drive huge SUVs, are the cause of a lot of car accidents. They feel entitled since everything was handed to them on a silver platter. Really rude, and seen yelling at people in the stores at 1 pm in the afternoon in their ugly gym clothes. They probably think Africa is a country.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
Censor everything by creating a bubble for their sheltered children.Their daughters are usually dumb blonde sluts, and their sons play sports & are usually stupid bullies. She thinks her kids are the sweetest people ever, but she doesnt know they have a secret dark side of watching porn, sleeping around, doing drugs, and bullying others in school.Children are forced down the same path as their soccer moms life causing the unfortunate cycle to repeat. sometimes the child is intelligent enough they will REBEL and become a hippie, OR just go off adventuring in the Peace Corps to experience the life they were sheltered from.
by jamesmc534 November 17, 2013
Get the soccer mom mug.M4L is simply a tennis-skirt brigade of bored, unintelligent housewives who have branded their ignorance and bigotry as defending children from imaginary threats.
Moms for Liberty (M4L) is speaking at the school board meeting to complain about their kids having to look at photos of brown people in their textbooks. They may also bring up the lack of "white bread" served in the cafeteria--it's an abomination.
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Get the Yo mom mug.When you have a problem or lost something and ask someone else for help or to see and the problem is fixed or the lost item is found.
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