midget pains

the pain that midgets feel cuz their small, or, a very annoying pain in the leg area

i bet that midget on jackass gets sum major midget pains

by kennyc August 3, 2007

midget in a stuff sack

when you cut open your scrotum and shove a midget/ little person inside of it. usualy done as a prank or to get revenge.

douche 1: man that midget daxtar stole my girl. im gonna give him a midget in a stuff sack!
douche 2: donkey boners taste good!

by kidney doner June 18, 2009

Midget Rape

When a little person come up behind somebody, and wacks them with their oompa loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

Midget

The most evil little bastards on planet earth. They stand at 4"10- 5"3 and spend their days hunting tall people and eating their souls. They love to hide in vending machines, around dark corners, under bridges,in your bathroom while you shower and sniff you while you're sleeping.. The natural born enemy of the pint sized bitch is the Gizz, becasuse they have to many souls to eat at once

Me & a midget got into an argument at Wal-Mart, he said he would see me in court so I told him to grow up

by Nickvinewood May 24, 2018

step midget

a sibling through marriage that is a midget

my step midget has a "short fuse".

by Chase buttly February 22, 2011

Mental midget

You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.

The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2019

midg3t

A leet hax0r at many things comput0rish, and an own0r at mirc scripting. Likes to work at Woolworths Sherwood for BLING BLING MONIEZ CASH so he can buy new comput0r equipment to combat the evil forces of his ULTRA NEO ALPHA VI NAZI old people who live in his house and 'regulate' his interweb usage. However, he strikes out at thm by chatting late at night on ETG in channels such as #neurosis and browsing the interweb hooing to find a site similar in coolness to www.homestarrunner.com and watch more strongbad and stuph like that. He is own0r at ITP at SPLC and has to take a stun baton to sk00l sometimes as protection from the ladies. An all-round cool guy. Find him, shake his hand, and then pay his friends money. Also an (outdated) reference to his height

WOWOW KEKEKE!!! That guy is almost as leet as midg3t!!
Man, I wish midg3t would let me join neurosis, it being the BEST CLAN EVAR (except for takit0r - jk)
Shit that midg3t is hot - I want to make little midg3ts with him TODAY

by Anonymous March 16, 2003