A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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by Indian Man 565 March 19, 2019
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Midgetsu is an ancient marshal art technic, made by the midget monks in Nepal. It is studied by the midget monks all over the world. Mostly in central asia. To study the ancient technic of midgetsu you must be the midget. MIdgets carry the midgetsu in there blood. The midgets to a every 10 years to journey to mount everest to see and learn from the midget monks. Midgetsu uses the short height as an advantage, in combat.
Midget: I have studied the art of midgetsu, and i am ready to beat you up sensually. Experience my Tranquility .
Person: Imma whoop your ass, boi.
Midget: HayyYa
Person: Imma whoop your ass, boi.
Midget: HayyYa
by Badass Stuff November 15, 2017
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Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!
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Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Get the midgeticious mug.1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005
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by d0pe June 9, 2009
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