messae

ITS FUCKING MESSAGE JC

why cant i felete my messae

by gayming gaymer June 14, 2022

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

missage

A delightful rubbing/kneading of a single chick's sumptuous softness.

If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

mussage

What you'll likely end up wif if you don't braid someone's hair first before giving him a scalp-kneading.

Tiffany super-appreciates my "soothing her skull" every evening after a long day, but I always make sure to just do little random scrunchies instead of wide sweeping rubbing, so as not to have said hands-lovies end up being a "mussage".

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024

massage gun

the free autoclicker

me: dang my computer is too trash to have a autoclicker oh i know imma use a massage gun

by green screen kid hater April 11, 2025