When two men share the same room and sleep on different beds, they eventually get to know each other and discover their homosexuality. After having gay sex, the taker is considered to have had his "Mattress Popped", and therefore sleep on the same bed afterwards.
Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.
Makes more since if one slept on an airbed beforehand, where the definition comes from.
Brent: Hey, do Matt and Shane still live together in two different beds?
Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.
Shawn: Nah, Matt gave Shane a Popped Mattress and now they share a bed.
by thetwixter June 11, 2010
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Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.
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Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.
Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
by Alman42 February 25, 2011
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Get the bitch mate mug.A fairly simple concept for anyone involved with domestic ducks. Basically you go to Tractor Supply or any place that sells them with the intention of only getting one or two but you end up walking out with the entire flock that was for sale.
Person 1: Didn't you say you were only going to get two ducks at Tractor Supply?
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
Person 2: Yea?
Person 1: Then why are there 20 ducks in your coop?
Person 2: Duck math!
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Get the Duck Math mug.A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.
Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."
Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*
Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*
Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"
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Get the Sparx Maths mug.Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
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