mankong

A submissive, bitch-male's asshole which contains a duck and grapefruit juice...in that respective order.

My gay partner got his mankong penetrated in the alley last night.

by Our Lord + Savior Jesus Christ December 3, 2013

Manone

A girl that IS NOT prude, however not a slut. She's gorgeous and kind. You could talk to her for hours without ever getting bored, and you can't help but open up to her.

- Is that girl a slut or a prude?

-Neither, she's a Manone

by super unicorn fart January 12, 2015

manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

Mayonnaise Man

(Noun) a generically attractive white man in either fiction or reality.

Ex. All of the Hollywood Chrises, Cullen Rutherford, Leon Kennedy, any male love interest in a ya novel.

“Who should we cast as the male lead in our new Summer Blockbuster?”
“I dunno, some Mayonnaise Man”

by NOT Haylee December 17, 2017

midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020

Manpon

A tampon for a mans bunghole. Used to plug ones butt

Wow dude. That kinda hurt. I need a manpon now

by bitch tities March 29, 2009