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Hoover Maneuver

A risky act a man does 2 a partner during doggystyle intercourse in which the unexpecting "receiver" has their arms knocked from beneath them by the "giver" and the "giver" then rubs the "receivers" face into the carpet.
I pulled the "hoover maneuver" on her, now she has rugburn on her face.
by K8 da GR8 (KEYS) / Cheff Ric November 11, 2010
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maneurysm

A weakened and bulging penile vessel wall brought on by excessive use of male inhancement drugs.
Disclaimer on packaging: "Use of this product may lead to maneurysm, coma, or death".
by kwstarlight February 5, 2010
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Maneurysm

A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing.
My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.
by ConrailTV-6 January 5, 2010
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Manerexic

A man who never eats food but is always hungry for pussy.
My boyfriend, Bob, eats food only once a day...but tries to eat my pussy every hour....he must be a manerexic.
by Minijew July 20, 2011
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maneurysm

The poor chap had a maneurysm just seconds after copulation began.
by Mr Carl Winslow February 23, 2009
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Vancouver Maneuver

Much like the large amount of precipitation that Vancouver, WA receives in the fall, the Vancouver Maneuver deals with a significant loss of liquids --- So make sure to hydrate!!

First, a subject (male or female) woos to ladies into a hotel room where they are provided adequate amounts of alcohol. Next, the two women - both seated facing the protagonist - are pleasured for several minutes with each hand until maximum arousal is reached (this works best if the hotel has massage beds). Then, just before the climax is reached, the recruiting subject lights a match or lighter under the sprinkler head... and Presto!! The combination of squirting subjects and emergency sprinklers creates the effect of the Washington climate; leaving the subject soaked!

For expert trials- use a rain gauge to measure the amount of success!
Jim: "*Cough *Cough, this room is soo dry... I could use a change of climate in here."

Stephen: "That's silly Jim, how would you do that?"

Jim: "Let me search Urban Dictionary... "

"hmmm...I think I have a solution... the Vancouver Maneuver.... ehh?"

Stephen: "Where are you going?"

Jim: "Miss Tracy's liquor store, I have an appointment."
by D-Tails November 18, 2011
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maneater

To describe anything that is abnormally large. This definition derives from describing an animal that could consume a person because of its size like a shark or other carnivore. The adjective can be applied to anything.
That shit I took was a maneater.

Did you see John's new girlfriend?
Yeah, she's a maneater.
by Cyanaed April 12, 2006
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