jayden (male)

An amazing friend, shy, but really funny. He will always make you laugh and cares about your feelings. He is really popular but doesn't act like a b*tch. He will be the one that got away.

Girl 1: There's Jayden (male). He really slipped by me this time.

Girl 2: He really is the one that got away.

by Jayden (male) September 30, 2019

Bertie Male

Someone who thinks they are good at everything, but in reality is just a cocky dick that no one likes.

"Bro I'm soooo good at football!"
"Shut up you Bertie male"

by Bertie is cool 420 August 9, 2019

libran male

A reference to a man born on 26th September who is extremely funny and well read and eats curries cooked by Cancerian women.

He is so interesting he must be a hungry Libran male.

by masterboom May 2, 2017

Superb Male

A male that knows something that science doesn't... A male that, if put into US currency, would be invaluable or worth billions of dollars but is poor and penniless. A man that deserves a Nobel Prize by his personality alone and by being the best version of humanity to ever have lived; but no one else knows it.

He knows his worth but is very modest about it... She may be loaded, but she is filthy as a person and treats him badly. He may be broke, but he's too good for her because he's a Superb Male.

by Eridesceen January 25, 2018

Male Shocker

Two on the round, one in the pound!

Eric asked for a male shocker, Tiffany suggested two on the round one on the pound!

by Realwordsspoken November 18, 2020

Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020

Male Miscarriage

When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell

I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.

by Spubman January 9, 2021