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magic suitcase

what the steroid riddled dopers dipped into when they needed over night re-juvenation after a grueling stage in the Tour de France.
Lance Armstrong and his US Postal Service teammates manged (somehow) to ride to glory after dipping into their team manager's "magic suitcase" after a tough ride through the French Alps.
by Renegade Rider Palos Verdes August 2, 2011
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Magic kiss

When a sexual partner places a hand on each bum cheek, spreading them apart and placing their lips on the anus and blowing, leaving the partner recieving with a feeling of unequivocal joy and magic.
Jane gave me a magic kiss last night I thought I was in Hogwarts it felt so good!
by Derpyjedi November 14, 2017
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Magic Gutter

A convenient cover all excuse for the imaginary repository of shiny, neat, and otherwise cool things that you normally could not have through our own means...
When my twin brother and I grew up we had sticky little fingers, so when we would arrive back at our house and Mom would ask where we found such a shiny object, or whatever, we would invariably explain; "Mom, we found it in the gutter", which she ended up terming the 'Magic Gutter'...
by Electro_Fox December 25, 2007
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magic twig

A small penis , but knows how to use it and has large breasted women drooling for his ron jeremy sex skills.
Lori - Omg stacy i just had amazing sex with a kid named alex who had a magic twig!! Stacy - omg do u got his number????
by Kayaa December 1, 2009
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Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad
Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!
by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020
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Whore magic

When your dick gets hard randomly casually talking to a girl. With out her even trying
“Mike, why’s your dick hard? We were just talking about the kitchen table?” Said Steph. Mike replies, idk Steph must be your whore magic calling my dick
by yvuviuuiv March 13, 2021
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magic bandana

Garment worn by people of different sexual orientations in attempts to be fashionable. When spotted, they should be yelled "Magic Bandana!" towards.
"Yo look at that dude... MAGIC BANDANA!"
by Masternutcher August 26, 2004
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