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mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"
by plll December 5, 2003
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Mad Titan

When someone has no barriers when it comes down to attracting the opposite sex and will always succeed.
Alex is such a Mad Titan, I can't believe he pulled 7 girls on Saturday.
by Raptor444 October 10, 2018
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Mad Jack

The dark and evil counterpart of Samurai Jack. He only appeared in one episode called ''Jack VS Mad Jack''. Mad Jack is a badass, a samurai, an illusion, a clone and a master of all fighting skills. He is also mysterious and rowdy.
Mad Jack is cool but he's so angry
by CollectorofSouls November 11, 2014
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Mad Black

Takes pride in the fact he got sent to prison and will threaten to murder you in an airport with a heavy duty crossbow. Says he will shoot up your block until he finds you while teaching your children how to duck. Will snap and have a mental breakdown if someone brings his past gay lovers. It has been fortold he likes to take it up the ass.
Person 1: "Don't bring up prison or mad black will come shoot up your block! He's still in the closet even after all those pistol whippings his gang gave him".

Person 2: "For someone who claims to not give a shit, mad black sure feels threatened when you question his sexuality".
by Imsupergirl11 October 18, 2019
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Kain Madness

Kain Madness is a condition that occurs shortly after having sex with a woman for the first time and you gave it everything you have. Kain Madness is much like being a stage 5 clinger except the woman wasnt a virgin to begin with. Once a woman gets the Kain Madness, that pussy is yours for life but beware....it can also be a curse.

Symtoms Include: Clinging, paying for everything, putting up with any bs that you give her, calling all the time, throwing that ass at you, wet or constantly moist vagina while in your presence.

Kain Madness was created by BIGGDAD
Damn man...I didnt hold back with that chick lastnight at all and I think shes got a touch of the Kain Madness
by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009
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Mad Action

The act of getting laid. Often misused when refering to making out or getting a hand job but is specifically sexual intercourse.
Student 1: Hey Mike, are you going to get mad action this weekend?
Student 2: All day!
by Falconsaysyes April 13, 2010
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mad irl

when someone makes an argument with several valid points that u cant respond to, this is ur rescue.
john: lol ur mom gay irl XD!!!
matt: u mad irl lmao
by turbocat May 29, 2018
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