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Myspace Unlisted

When you don't use your real name on myspace, in turn making it impossible to find someone using the search function.
Creepy Guy From Work: "Hey, I spent like 4 hours searching for you on myspace...do you even have one??"

Me: "Of course I do, I'm just myspace unlisted, stupid. Look up Carlton Banks, maybe you'll find me (but hopefully not)"
by der der derrr February 25, 2009
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myspace angle

the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.
Oh man! his face was hideous! No wonder he used myspace angles. Fuck it, fuck myspace.
by Ben Fong February 11, 2006
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myspace deja vu

When you log in to your myspace account for the first time in 3 months and you realize you have no new messages, friend requests nor comments.
by Chicago Bulls March 26, 2008
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Myspace Tom

The one and only TOM, creator of myspace, what else is there to say?
Myspace Tom: Myspace; A Place for Friends!

No Tom, we're NOT friends.
by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006
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myspace whore

Any person being male or female who gets attention on MySpace by having a rediculous amount of friends they don't know, never talked to and will never talk to. They try to get people to add them and comment their page and pics by repeatedly posting bulletins telling them to do so, which ends up just annoying other MySpace users.
The term myspace whore actually has nothing to do with the true act of whoring, or any kind of sexual act for that matter. It is just a term used for those who seek out attention on MySpace.
Example One
Person 1 - (Has 900+ friends) "Hey!!!!!! You seem cool. Add me!! Don't forget to comment my pix!"
Person 2 - "Sorry, I'm anti myspace whore."
by Kaila C July 24, 2006
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myspace hair

Myspace hair is characterized by messy, ratty-looking hair, mainly due to randomly placed hair extensions, teasing, and loads of hairspray.

It's gained popularity among the scenester crowd (more commonly known as myspace whores), and now-a-days, you'd be hard pressed not to find a default pic on myspace showcasing a perfect example of this style.
PersonA: Did you see Misty's new myspace default? Her hair looks like a total rat's nest.

PersonB: Duh. It's suppsosed to look like that. It's myspace hair.
by Bean McBeans February 6, 2009
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myspace envy

The feeling one recieves after viewing a friend's myspace and seeing how popular they are.

The myspace user is usually quiet in school and makes good grades. They are generally percieved as virgins or a goody-goody. The unaware friend gets the users myspace name and adds them to their friends list. Then the unimaginable happens: the "innocent" friend has pics of herself in bathing suits, short shorts, bras, and thongs with captions like "hIT iiT FrOM dA bACk" or "HoeZ FaLl daH F*cK bAcK" Also they have like 2500 friends (96% are older males). The jealous friend then tries to step up there myspace picture game but they can't compete with their friend. The stunned friend then becomes enraged with thoughts of "whats wrong with my page?" and "why dont i have 200 picture comments?" With the stunned friend felling inadequate they close their account. Now every time they see the friend they are consumed with thoughts of anger and MYSPACE ENVY!!
unaware friend:amanda is such a nice innocent girl
amanda:here unaware friend..check out my myspace
*unaware friend going to amanda's myspace*
unaware friend:what...this hoe has lyke 4ooo friend
im so depressed know..i think i'll shut my myspace down
*next day at school*
unaware friend now has a severe case of myspace envy and hopes amanda's computer will crash
by st.pete-gurl December 9, 2008
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