musclebate

to masturbate in order to have muscular arms and chest

emma: wow brad, how'd you get such muscular arms and chest?!

brad: oh, you know, i musclebate and such...

by blazin_HAWK May 2, 2010

muscleage

a more epic way to refer to one's muscle mass, often used by a bro

I'm heading to the gym to work on muscleage.

by kreagan May 21, 2011

gluteal muscles

The three muscles that make up your bum

She flexed her gluteal muscles

by Frredda January 11, 2009

musiclester

One who only likes new or "young" music. If it hasn't come out within the last 6 months, it isn't good.

Ralph: Don't you just love "Heart-Shaped Box"?
Betty: I used to.
Ralph: Why don't you like it anymore?
Betty: It's just so 90's.
Ralph: Geez, what are you, a musiclester?

by a9u1tar1st March 6, 2010

xbox muscles

Someone who tries to talk trash on xbox, when in real life they are either a small kid or a fat-ass who can't back up what they say.

Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"

Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."

by Smazztastic December 2, 2010

water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.

“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles

by TheFassio October 27, 2017

Museless

When you are musically restless

Flipping through your IPOD songs (listening for a moment)and nothing sounds good because you are feeling so museless

by smarkosa July 31, 2009