A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.
by Evake March 23, 2024
Get the midget ticklermug. A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why
I see a midget minority over there!
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
You know that means that they are a sec offender right?
Wait, really?
No, not all of them, but most of them
by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022
Get the Midget Minoritymug. Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.
OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.
by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019
Get the Piss Midgetmug. by Sally SlutAlot October 21, 2017
Get the drop the midgetmug. A tiny but essential component in a complex system or a small but influential idea in a broader context.
"Although it may seem insignificant, the tiny screw that holds the gears in place is actually a significant midget in the functionality of the clock."
Here's another example sentence:
"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
Here's another example sentence:
"Although he may not have been the main character in the film, the actor's powerful and emotional performance made him a significant midget in the movie's success."
by The_Penatrated May 8, 2023
Get the significant midgetmug. A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.
Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet boys battled with the superior ant army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024
Get the Midget Gangmug. 